Sherlock blogging today.
Don’t fight it. Give into the urge. I was cute as a puppy and I am stunning as a two year old. You want to buy me things. But you aren’t sure what such a magnificent creature would find worthy as a gift.
I will give you some help. If it squeaks; it is good. If it smells like it is dead, rotting, or deep fried; it is good. If it is produced by Oscar Meyer, Spam, or Chicken of the Sea; it is good. If it bounces and fits in my mouth; it is good. If it falls into the Rodentia order; it is good. If it has stuffing that I can rip out and spread all over the floor; it is good. If Momma Mim says I can’t have it; it is great.
So go ahead and look at that face and follow your instincts. If you don’t know where I live and can’t give it to me directly, take it to your local animal rescue. The karma will get back to me sooner or later.