Sherlock penning today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc0551dJ3_k Sometimes my human, Momma Mim, is a meanie. Take tonight for example. She knows I don't have thumbs, and yet, she puts the whip cream tub upside down so I couldn't get to the yummy. Where is PETA when I need them? This woman was so coldblooded, instead of helping when... Continue Reading →
Shasta reporting in today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjbTaeSsBYM As you can see, I finally got video proof that Sherlock is the cause of the circles under my eyes. (They are hidden by fur, but I guarantee to you they are there.) I was able to borrow a night vision camera and shoot the mad dog in the act.... Continue Reading →
Sherlock writing today. Children gather round for the story of the horrible Christmas Snake. Legend has it, that Santa Claus was once bit on the ankle by this awful creature. It cause his glands to swell resulting in the fat man we see today. This nasty Christmas Snake has roamed North America forcing stores to stay open... Continue Reading →
Sherlock: "Whoa! Look at that tree. Momma Mim didn't tell us it was Christmas." Shasta: "Sure enough. Look over there. It's Santa" Sherlock: "Quick!!! Look like you're a good dog." Shasta: "Dang Sherlock. You couldn't even go five seconds without looking like the Lil Sh%& you are. Coal for you - bones for me."